Friday, December 19, 2008

antha-lina jolie.

who would not want to be her?! besides aniston.

My Dad and I just watched Wanted.
And while I was expecting to kind of hate it, it was actually just the amount of bang-bang-shoot-em-up improbable cheesiness that I needed in my life. I liked it.
I really want to be Angelina Jolie now.
Zachary and I have been flipping his toy pistols for like, an hour now, trying to get it to where we can flip it and catch the handle. I've got Eight good ones so far.
Yeah, it's out of fifty or so tries. Don't judge.
But seriously, I want to be Angelina Jolie. She is such a bamf.
We've been talking about taking a family photo where we're all impersonating different celebrities. My Dad is Hulk Hogan. I'm Angelina, ink and all. So far, Mackenzie is Gary Coleman.
Oh. And my Dad decided that Katie and I need to learn how to shoot a pistol."You're girls and I want you to know how if there ever was a need." So he's taking us to the shooting range sometime during this break. I'm a little bit terrified but more just kind of excited because that's one thing I'll know how to do that I can check off my list.

So, it's just been a Bang Bang Hardcore kind of night at the Johnson household.
Really, is that all that different from any other night, though?

4 comments:

Limitededition said...

Dude, that is actually really cool.
I shoot bee bee guns, but that's about it.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=47959880

Best Kristen Stewart impression I have seen.

Limitededition said...

http://i40.tinypic.com/1248up5.jpg

Dude, his hair's gone.

Antha said...

I haven't even shot a bee bee gun before. He's only taken Zach with him. Katie and I have never been.

Ha. Yeah, I saw her video with her and some guy who worked in her office forever ago. Where she was trying to convince him he was a vamp.
Oh, wow. He is still as beautiful as ever. I was worried until the picture loaded, then I breathed a for-real sigh of relief. Ahahah.

Kate! said...

I went into that movie thinking the exact same thing, but came out loving James McAvoy more and Jolie just as little.
It was so good!